Wednesday, October 1, 2014
WHY STILL WEDNESDAY

WHY STILL

WEDNESDAY???????

WHY STILL WEDNESDAY

WHY STILL

WEDNESDAY???????

thedailycourtney said: So I know no one wants to hear about someone else's dreams. BUT. I dreamed last night that you gave me this book about witches, and also random spooky things. (Like there was this weird light thing that showed up in photos where someone's unmarked grave was.) The book also came with a pair of shoes that were super old-fashioned lace up booties, but with an open toe, and in the most perfect color of turquoise. (You were also betrothed to an Indian man, FYI.) I have no idea what any of it means.

whaaaaaaat.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

This is my birth month and the month I start appearing in people’s spoopy dreams.

Everything people gave me shit about in grad school (my blatant feminism, my spirituality and love of the occult) is somehow totally acceptable and cool in this particular writing community now, and you fuckers can fucking suck my rose quartz.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

I am monster now.

  • Boss: it wasn't so bad today! This week hasn't been so bad!
  • Me: [blinks]
  • Me: [barks out a cold, low laugh]

This week is madness.

  • Coworker: Blurgh.
  • Me: Agreed.
This red velvet latte is giving me life. It tastes like gas station cappuccino.

This red velvet latte is giving me life. It tastes like gas station cappuccino.

  • video game companies: *makes game with female/LGBT characters*
  • dudebros: wHAT HTe fUCK IS THSI SOCIAL ,.JUSITICE SHI.,,T,,...,.I canNOT,, BELEIVVB nnOT BYINHG...,
Monday, September 29, 2014

I think my coworker was having internet issues while she’s working remotely in Nepal. And I panicked and stayed late in case her shift needed coverage. And then brought my laptop home. And later my coworker was online again like why are you online?

And I was like because somewhere along the way I accidentally developed a work ethic in regards to this company. And in regards to my own life. And if I could single-handedly protect us all from chaos, from shrill angry people, from breaks in process and protocol, from the dangers of emails gone unanswered, I would.

But. Stroopwafel for dinner.

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

1. I never said anything to Siri. 

2. Same.

1. I never said anything to Siri.

2. Same.